RT: Oral Roberts
I don't usually follow the trending topics on Twitter, but I noticed the death of religious huckster Oral Roberts was up there. There were plenty of "R.I.P." statements, but there was also some inspired smartassery. Here are some of my favorites:
CyrilJones: Best headline I've seen about Oral Roberts: "Jesus prepares to receive Oral"
warrenellis: Apparently Oral Roberts is dead, but no reports yet of his being staked, beheaded and garlic being shoved in the stump
questlove: Oral Roberts woulda been an ill porno name.
RandyTayler: If I can't raise $8 million, God is going to send Oral Roberts back to us.
CheddarChad: Why is Oral Roberts trending? Did they upset a big team or something?
chasia: I heard Oral Roberts embraced evolution on his deathbed.
shizane i see oral roberts died today. who names their kid "oral" in the first place? "well son, you were supposed to have been swallowed.."
badambassador: 2009, you won't quit taking our best and brightest. oral roberts: thank you for the amazing toothbrushes and god speed.
joehartzler: "Who?" -Jesus on the death of Oral Roberts.
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