Random Notes

Again,

Robertson shouldn't have watched "Devil's Due" before the show.

some favorite Tweets. These come from Pat Robertson's idiotic statement that Haiti's massive earthquake is probably part of a curse from a pact with the devil meant to drive away the French. I think the Brady Bunch Tiki idol is just as likely, but then I'm not making millions by fleecing gullible Christians.

TheBloggess: I thought "Pat Robertson" was trending because was dead. Turns out it's just because everyone wishes he was.

@BluePomGirl: Having made his pronouncement, Pat Robertson has slunk back to Mordor to polish his Precious.

yeti_detective: Akshully, Pat Robertson, the voodoo gods sent the earthquake because of the widespread Christianity in #Haiti.

dex3703: Pat Robertson and Haitian earthquakes: noise from a flimflam man selling salvation from his cardboard suitcase. Give unto Caesar indeed.

funnyordie: Pat Robertson has no idea how pacts w/ the Devil work. You make them for fiddle lessons, not earthquakes. Dumbass.

CcSteff: Pat Robertson is every bit as christian as you. You just cherry-pick different bits of bullshit than he does.

GaryJBusey: Isn't Pat Robertson the guy from those Twilight movies?

remarkablogger: Pat Robertson must think it's cool how God set oceanic tectonic plates shiftin millions of years ago to punish Haiti now.

secularearth: Christians annoyed at Pat Robertson because you think your pretend beliefs are less rediculous than his pretend beliefs.

And, just for balance:

death1sMyGift: Pat Robertson is sending a shitload of money to Haiti to help out. What have you fucktards done? #nohate